Demi Adejuyigbe / Brad Morris

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2017

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Emily is doing some shows in Texas this week! If you’re in the general vicinity of Texas make it a point to check her out and let her make you laugh! Is the brown noise real? On that note, when was the last time you laughed so hard you peed your pants? Was it this decade? Have you ever made someone pee their Levi’s? On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “Margaret Howe Lovatt,” a volunteer naturalist from Saint Thomas, US Virgin Islands, who took part in a NASA-funded research project in which she attempted to teach a dolphin named Peter to understand and mimic human speech. She used some unconventional methods in attempt to achieve her goal. We welcome Demi Adejuyigbe, who tells us the tale of Lincoln’s grave robbers. On Expert Hour, we are joined by brand consultant James Courtneay-Breadwich. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Demi Adejuyigbe Brad Morris

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0:00.0	Hey guys, it's Emily here.
0:01.9	If you're listening to this on the day it comes out,
0:04.2	and you also live in Fort Worth, Texas, or Dallas,
0:08.2	or, you know, somewhere near there.
0:10.4	You should come see me this week at the amphibian stage. I'm doing five whole
0:14.8	nights of shows there and I'm going to be working on a bunch of new jokes and I'd love to
0:18.5	see some baby geniuses fans there. So go to amphibian stage.com and you can get tickets. Thank you.
0:26.6	Okay here's the show. Bye. A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:31.2	than one of God's wet farts
0:33.0	through all the planets in place.
0:34.4	There were no signs of life on Mars or Venus,
0:37.3	but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:41.8	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:45.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:48.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:51.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses.
0:52.0	Tell us something we don't know.
0:54.0	Hello babies.
0:56.0	Welcome to Baby Geniuses.
0:57.0	I'm Emily.
0:58.0	I'm Lisa.
0:59.0	Thanks for listening to our show.
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