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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 3, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Once you pop, you just can't stop. Everything you want to know about banging a dead dude's sex doll!

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	90. 3. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-nine!
0:24.0	Three.
0:25.0	Er. I know if I like golf, but I do like getting drunk and looking for things.
0:29.0	It's mostly what golf is.
0:34.0	So what do I do, just aim for the pond?
0:36.1	No, you're not supposed to hit it into the water.
0:37.9	But you hit it into the water?
0:39.4	I know I hit it into the water.
0:41.2	Well, why do they even have water if you're not supposed to hit it there?
0:44.0	Because it's fun!
0:45.0	We're having fun!
0:46.0	Yeah!
0:47.0	Look, it went further than your ball.
0:49.0	Look who's up, sleepy heads.
0:51.0	It's too late.
0:52.0	It's show time!
0:53.0	Oh yeah. Oh that sounds really bad. Not surprised.
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