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The 93X Half-Aust Morning show, Back Tracks Edition.

I ran into some fun stories about computer whack-off sessions that went sideways.

They can do that sometimes.

You guys still sit up to the computer and masturbate quite often?

No, no.

It's more of a phone situation.

Yeah, I guess I don't really dial up on or pull it up on the laptop all that often anymore. I worry about viruses if I mean if I don't

really watch porn but I mean that's that's what I've got friends that'll just sit there

like a buddy of mine uses he's got his own own own business and he's got this computer that he uses for work and

masturbation and I always think like aren't you worried that you're going to get

some sort of virus or hacked while whacking it or

something you know who touches themselves to porn all the time who's that password

managers that's just all they do all day.

All day.

My boyfriend got a new like an iPad through work yesterday to make his job easier.

And the first thing I said I was like,

oh, that's good for porn.

Oh and I pet sure yeah there go bigger screen than your phone.

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