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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 4, 2024: MN Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 10-cent beer night.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	93. 3. X half-ass morning show. 90, 33.
0:25.0	She?
0:26.0	She's? Have you eaten cheese?
0:27.0	It's National Cheese Day.
0:28.0	I was on the bus and it was the middle of the night and I had a box of crackers and I had a can of easy cheese but it was the middle of the night so I could not see how much easy
0:35.7	cheese I was applying to each cracker so each bite into the cracker was a surprise
0:41.9	as to how much easy cheese I had applied.
0:47.0	Which makes me believe they should have a glow in the dark version of easy cheese.
0:52.0	It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with.
0:55.0	If you buy a room temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can,
1:00.0	you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark as well.
1:03.0	Staking government cheese.
1:05.0	Couldn't take a dump for two weeks.
1:07.0	How much cheese have you eaten today?
1:09.0	Happy National Tuesday.
1:10.0	Showtime. Showtime. Oh, Christ.
1:20.0	Welcome to the 93X Half-ass Morning Show. Know what I'm saying?
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