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Top Flight Time Machine

Nicholas Witchell

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2021

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Right! Pod barons, cheese-shaming, and why royal secret-keeping should be a Blobby job.


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0:00.0

Are you an absolutely huge fomter or a zoom-in or perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie

0:06.3

when holding a newspaper or a holds a book so close you might as well be kissing it.

0:11.6

Er, at SpexAvers, we get it. You don't want to admit it's time to become a glasses wearer.

0:18.0

That's okay. We're ready to see you whenever you're ready to see properly.

0:22.3

Book an iTest at spexavers.co.uk so you can see clearer. Er, okay, we'll stop with the

0:29.1

ears now.

0:46.6

This is top flight time machine. I am Andy. What? Body Dosa? I'll start that again.

0:50.6

This is top flight time machine. I am Andy. Hot Body Dosa and pow pow pow.

0:54.8

I am certainly Delaney. Just before we recorded that bit, you said, right, and then I thought,

1:03.2

that's a really good way to start a podcast, right? After you usually handle the initial admin

1:11.6

of the podcast, the intros and all that, I think it's good to go. Right.

1:17.6

Does that sort of what a caretaker or a building site former? Is that what they're called Andy?

1:23.0

The bosses on a building site are they called for men. For men? Yes, I think so.

1:28.4

They kind of turn up and they survey the site and they put their hands up and they go,

1:34.4

right, right. I tell you what else I reckon we'll do with that as well. Not on stage but before

1:40.8

he went on, James Brown. Yeah. Yeah. I think you get everyone together and go,

1:47.2

right. Right. For the things first, I want to kiss myself. Just give myself a little kiss.

1:54.5

Now let's get down to business. Let's do some songs. Well, we could do that from now on if you

1:59.8

want then. Right. You want to start the episode again. It's a bit like for a true man on what

2:05.2

you call it. Yeah. Nothing. He used to do that. I'll see the end. I'll see the end.

2:13.6

Oh, well, let's start again and see how you want to do it after you've done your

2:17.5

bit. No, you should do it. Me. Yeah. Because it was you gave me that because you actually did say

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