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Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. This is it. This is top flight time machine. I am Andy Hott,

Bobby Dawson, pow pow pow. I am so misty Delaney so well. Right. Right. Here we go. It's the

Monday morning episode. You'll be getting this on Sunday evening if you're IFS, if you're not,

you're not. Peter Schulton did a tweet earlier on Sam, did you see it? No. Can I read it out here? Yeah.

I think that's not how he speaks, but I think Harry and Meghan are about to feel the

wrath of our nation of Union Jackamorgi. Many Brits. Many Brits. Now, if press will want

the defend and protect our queen, I think thousands will stand united behind our sovereign,

Union Jackamorgi and then what's what's them phones called with the fucking big tall hats on?

Are they beef eaters? They're not are they with the big, the guards aren't they? Oh yeah, the

yeah, I think they're called the Royal Imperial Death Squad. Yeah, they're an emoji of that,

which I didn't even know wasn't an emoji. And that's a good one. I'll start using that. And you know

where those hats are so tall. And they need them. They have sabers. Is that right? And if you

start fucking around up near the palace, out in the goat, right, you come down to start doing

fucking silly selfies and making a fuss. They have in law, they are allowed to kill you with

their sabers. Good. That's a really ancient or a saber. How big is the saber? Because that's

quite high, but is it a foldable saber? Yeah, it folds down. And they will wake that

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