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This is top flight time machine. I am Andy Dawson, pow pow pow.

I'm Sam Nifty Delaney, so well. Welcome along to the Melchester Odyssey. Things are getting

pretty serious in the world of Roy Reyes. I made a mistake last week. I should apologise.

I pitched that this one was going to be that episode that we're all waiting for.

I won't give away too many spoilers but it's kind of not. It's still a few weeks away but there is

some very dramatic and violent developments coming up in this one but it's not quite what we

were expecting yet. So I apologise for that. It is the 14th of November 1981. It's one of those

weeks where Roy featured on the front cover of Roy the Rovers which was always giving an added

free sun when it dropped onto the doormat. At the top of the front page it says,

sign please Liverpool Samy Lee. Now I can't remember what the sign please

feature was. Is it where footballer commissions a sign to go in his garden or for his premises

or what or is it an analysis of autographs? I don't know but this week it's Samy Lee of Liverpool.

Page size Samy Lee. The 14th of November 1981, Roy is on the front cover with a great big smile

on his face and he's signing autographs, fans are all gathered around him with their autograph books.

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