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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

New York Stories, Old School Parenting, and Marriage Advice w/ Nick Turturro

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.62.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City. This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits. We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe. It’s unpredictable, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect when you record a podcast in the back of a car. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Podcast in a Minivan 00:01 New York Energy vs Everywhere Else 00:02 Wild Childhood & Old School Parenting 00:05 Has NYC Changed? Safety & Street Stories 00:06 Italian Restaurant Debate in Queens 00:08 Knicks Talk & NBA Rant 00:10 Acting Stories & NYPD Blue 00:12 Catholic School & Growing Up in Queens 00:14 Love Story & Marriage Talk 00:16 Real Marriage Advice 00:18 Family Life & Relationships 00:20 BlueChew Ad Read 00:21 Birthday Dinner Goes Wrong 00:23 Injury, Surgery & Physical Therapy Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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VisitMedexpress.co.com.uk slash podcast to get started today. Whose car is this? This is my rental. Nice, Steve. I like, this is actually comfortable. It's like they designed this trunk for podcasts in it. Yeah. Yeah. Right here. Just get it up. I was going to get a SUV. Right. But my wife's like, get the minivan. Why not? Yeah, because my grandson came in. You got a grandson? Yeah, Santino. Wow. What's his name? Santino? I like that. It sounds like Centino. I like that. That's one of those names. He's gorgeous. I believe it. Good baseball player.

0:55.0

How old is he?

0:56.0

Wow. I do it, all names from the dog. Dude, that's amazing. They sound like statues. It's like it. Apollonia. It's work of art. Apollonias. Yeah, I love it. And you raised your kids in LA. Yeah. Interesting. Jersey Shore.

1:09.0

Right.

1:10.0

So, you know, like New York, they're exposed to the East Coast.

1:12.0

I was going to say you're such like New York, they were exposed to the East Coast.

1:11.9

I was going to say, you're such a New York guy that you can't, it doesn't, I don't care if you lived in Guam, your kids would be New York. Right. Right. Right. I mean, they'll never be New York like me. Right. Right. Right. Right. You know what I mean? because of their dad.

1:26.5

Of course, dude.

1:27.2

So when they come here,

1:28.0

they're able to adapt.

1:29.7

Right.

1:30.3

Because, you know,

1:30.7

you bring other people here. Right. You know what I mean? Right, right. Because of their dad. Of course, dude. So when they come here, they're able to adapt.

1:29.7

Right.

1:42.4

Because, you know, you bring other people here, they're like, you know, a little slow. Yeah, they just don't get it. I always feel, there's a thing about, like, I can always tell New York people, like, immediately. Like, immediately, they don't have to talk. I just know the energy.

1:43.7

They're always in a rush to nowhere.

1:46.8

And it's just like you, you wanting to get things done makes a lot of people feel uncomfortable. It makes me feel comfortable. Right. When people are just so lackadaisical and they're just letting things come to them, that doesn't work for me. My blood pressure actually goes up when things calm down. That's why you have stomach trouble like me. 100%.

2:01.6

I heard you're very anxiety ridden. Yes. So people that are nervous, I grew up a nervous child. I told you I was tied to my chair. So, because there was trauma in my house. And so I... Why did they tie you to your chair again? I ran out every day because I couldn't be away for my mother. Right. Maybe I was afraid something would happen.

2:16.9

Yeah, yeah.

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