TGIF 7/5/24: Gender Neutral Bathrooms Are Ruining Everything!

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The day we knew would come has come at last: not the end of Chelchella or Pride; no, Charlotte the Stingray has passed. While the Cute Ones put on their tinfoil hats to figure out why, they also discuss Chelsea’s tornado-ridden trip to Florida (you can see the wreckage on TikTok!) and Donny’s Pride weekend (you can see the wreckage in the gender neutral restroom at Boxers!) Also, they ponder the best way to mourn a cat, brainstorm what theme party they’d throw if they had Kardashian money (PUT YOUR SNEAKERS ON), and plan when they’ll moon someone together. Please send this to your favorite gay! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.5	Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11.
0:10.1	And a recession, and the special K diet, and the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars,
0:15.0	and Ben Platts Whig and dear Evan Hansen,
0:18.0	T G I F.
0:20.0	Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one. And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:23.0	And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:25.0	And, cuties, it's Friday.
0:27.0	But, Chelsea is back.
0:29.0	And I know in your ears, cuties, we have not left ever because we spend all of our time batching,
0:36.0	but because we spend all of our time batching, me and Chelsea were recording at least eight times a week.
0:41.0	So to have gone four days without seeing you, it truly
0:44.7	felt like I'd never see you again. I know and I was drunk on a boat in Florida so I
0:49.1	wasn't even texting. I was dead to the world. Well I was the back half of the week like Thursday and Friday I was working my 12 jobs
0:57.6	because Pride Month like overbooked everything so I was not texting anyone
1:01.9	then either and then I was celebrating Pride so I was not texting anyone then either and then I was celebrating pride so I was not
1:05.1	texting anyone then either so we truly did not communicate until now. I know we
1:09.3	finally maybe have things to tell each other about. Maybe I want to tell you first.
1:14.2	I think your hair probably looks really good.
1:17.1	What?
1:18.1	Okay, let's put a pin in that half-hearted backhanded compliment you were about to give me because I need to say
1:25.3	T G. I. F. cuties. Okay you're right. T. G. I. F cuties. There we go. Okay now go ahead and hit me with that anti-level,
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