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Hello everybody, blessed week and welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast with your host, Jackie Shimmel.

That's me, guest list and fuck list.

I don't know if it's the ultimate form of narcissism that I am so deeply enjoying the

solitude of going guest list, but it's something that I just like to try out.

Also because we have the live shows coming up, I think it's great practice for me just to learn

how to like, well not that I have to learn because hello, I've got like 86 voices in my head.

But it just feels like boot camp, like podcasting boot camp, just shootin' the shit so low.

And I love it so much and I love that I don't have to look into the eyes of a stranger that I

met three minutes prior and feel judged because it's just me. It's just little old me.

So I've been obsessing about serial killers lately and I'd like to talk about it.

I started watching this new show, You, which by the way is objectively awful. Everyone's like,

You is amazing. I'm like, okay, Katie. It's, I mean it's terrible. It's atrocious, but I cannot

stop watching it. I mean the writing at the plot line. I can guess the next line when I'm

watching it because I'm like, Oh, there she goes. There in love. It's so fucking stupid.

But it really has expanded my mind not only to Penn Badgley who I used to once think was very,

very sexually attractive to me, but I mean, circa Blake Lively days. You know, season one of you,

he kind of looked like a little gerbil worm fuck boy. And season two, I was hoping for a little

bit of a glow up if you will and just not so much. Just not really that hot like I'd fuck him,

but I wouldn't, he wouldn't be my first choice. You know, and I like a frail body type.

As we've learned in this past year, I went from liking, you know, a little bit of roughage,

a little bit of insulation in the form of body fat. I've always been into fat,

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