The following podcast is a deer media production.

I'm back.

Hate to break the fourth wall,

I'll have Vicki Gunvelson,

but this is my first podcast of 2020.

I am feeling rejuvenated.

I've never felt thinner after some wild,

wild diarrhea in the Bahamas,

which we will talk about later

because I'm getting a lot of flack on my Instagram,

people being upset that I posted a bikini picture,

go fuck yourself.

I've had a lot of solitude,

I've had a lot of vape,

I've had a lot of rum,

and I'm ready to rumble in 2020 with my first show.

So I've decided that I've been saying this a lot.

I said this a lot at the end of 2019

that this is my year of fuckless fun.

Okay, I'm leaning all the way in.

I feel like last year was my year of credibility,

if that makes sense.

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