Myq Kaplan / Solomon Cake

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

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4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2012

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week on Baby Geniuses: comedian and Emily's camp buddy Riley Solonor comes in to sit in for Lisa, comedian Myq Kaplan drops some word knowledge, and security/t-shirt/Beach Boys expert Solomon Cake reveals surprising facts about everyone's favorite surfers. Emily Heller Myq Kaplan Riley Solonor

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life
0:07.8	on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily and I'm I'm not your
0:31.0	you're not Lisa I'm not Lisa I'm not your regular co-host hi everybody my name's
0:36.5	Riley yeah please welcome my temporary co-host Riley Saloner. Unfortunately, Lisa is sick today and I did not want to go on
0:50.3	without her however we have amazing guests today that I didn't want to
0:54.1	reschedule so you got a co-host who is going to soon be sick oh no she should
1:00.9	have told me that oh I have one of those sore throats.
1:04.0	Oh no, that's what she has.
1:05.0	Oh my God, I can't win.
1:07.0	I didn't want Lisa to come in because we record in a tiny room and I was like,
1:10.0	oh, I'm definitely going to get sick.
1:12.0	Oh. I'm stressed out right now.
1:13.8	I don't know why.
1:14.6	I have a canker sore.
1:15.6	I feel like everything's going wrong right now
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