Avery Monsen / Brent Sullivan / Toby Ridgles

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2012

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Episode ID: 5 Date: Tue, Sep 25 2012 BGepisode5.mp3 Teaser Text: This week on Baby Geniuses: Avery Monsen travels with Emily to an event featuring a man named Bracco the Silent Gazer, Lisa explains the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, Brent Sullivan drops by to give his expertise on cyber-stalking, and Toby Ridgles of Gumtion Candies gives us a shaky presentation on his new diet gum. This week on Baby Geniuses: Avery Monsen travels with Emily to an event featuring a man named Bracco the Silent Gazer, Lisa explains the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, Brent Sullivan drops by to give his expertise on cyber-stalking, and Toby Ridgles of Gumtion Candies gives us a shaky presentation on his new diet gum.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life
0:07.8	on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything.
0:23.0	Baby geniuses.
0:24.0	Tell us something we don't know.
0:26.0	Hi, welcome to baby geniuses.
0:28.0	I'm Emily.
0:29.0	I'm Lisa. Big thanks to my brother for that amazing theme song.
0:32.0	Thank you for listening, assuming that you are.
0:37.0	I don't think I'm going on too far of the leap here unless you're turning it off unless you turned it off after I said thanks for listening in which case
0:46.7	fuck you yeah you're the worst we have a really awesome show today I I'm really excited. We have for the first time
0:54.9	What was that? For the first time we have a robot in the studio. No, we have a bonus guest today for the first time ever. We'll get to him in a minute.
1:06.0	Lisa, how is your week? It was good. Here's something I did.
1:13.0	I watched my Caucasian boyfriend get Corn Rose.
1:17.0	One of my boyfriends is Caucasian and additionally.
1:20.0	That's how I start every sentence about him.
1:22.0	My Caucasian boyfriend, Adam. That's how I start every sentence about him.
1:22.5	My Caucasian boyfriend, Adam.
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