David Smithyman / Simon from Byrd Middle School

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2012

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Episode ID: 7 Date: Tue, Oct 09 2012 BGepisode7.mp3 Teaser Text: This week on Baby Geniuses: Lisa travels to a comic book convention, a strange Wiki of the Week features a woman giving birth to rabbits, comedian David Smithyman drops by to share his ridiculous amount of knowledge about animals, and Simon from Byrd Middle School shares his expert knowledge on the girls in his class. This week on Baby Geniuses: Lisa travels to a comic book convention, a strange Wiki of the Week features a woman giving birth to rabbits, comedian David Smithyman drops by to share his ridiculous amount of knowledge about animals, and Simon from Byrd Middle School shares his expert knowledge on the girls in his class.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life
0:07.8	on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hi hello welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thank you for listening
0:32.2	please continue to listen past our introduction.
0:35.8	Don't stop now. Don't stop now no matter how confrontational we get with you
0:41.3	listening to it.
0:43.0	Oh God, we're starting up on a really bad foot with these people.
0:47.0	Goodbye.
0:48.0	Uh, first of all, welcome back, Lisa.
0:50.0	You were out last week for the first time ever, and it was heartbreaking.
0:53.6	I'm glad that you were heartbroken as well.
0:55.9	I was sick and I'm still a little sick, but now I'm on a heavy dose of antibiotics.
1:00.9	So I'm no longer... Yeah, I'm totally fucked up on antibiotics.
1:07.0	What do antibiotics do to you?
1:09.0	I've never actually had to take them.
1:11.0	They make my poops really weird and yeah they're just sort of
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