Slenderman Is A Twink

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella were so pretty and so smart and got good grades and dated all the popular boys in high school. Ppl in their school TOTALLY HATED THEM so they planned to lock them in a closet forever. Unless you send this message to 10 other people, they will come to your room tonight and harmonize. They will show up every night. You have seven minutes to send this. LOLJK! In this very SCARY episode of Good Children, Andrew and Joe unpack some of their earliest fears, and a few fears they have today. Ranging from chain messages to intimacy, basements to rejection, no holds are barred. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Boo!
0:00.5	Oh!
0:02.0	Did I scare you?
0:03.0	You did!
0:04.0	That's so crazy.
0:05.0	Wait, I'm kind of sick.
0:07.0	Sometimes I've scared you.
0:09.0	You scare me all the time.
0:10.0	I have a video.
0:11.0	You wake up.
0:12.0	Imagine they're getting a video right out of the gate this time. I have a video. You wake up. Imagine they're getting a video right out of the gate this time.
0:15.2	Immediate flashback. What how did you fucking scare me? I was hiding you were in the bathroom.
0:24.0	Yeah I was and it bathroom. Yeah, I was. And it's a video where we must be like eight or nine.
0:27.0	I honestly think you may be mom's favorite in it.
0:30.0	Wouldn't be a surprise.
0:31.0	I mean, I was wearing that shirt like clockwork and you're like walking out I could do it so well.
0:36.8	You walk out of the bathroom I go boom and you go
0:40.9	just like that like full body shriek and I like start cracking up my devilish little laugh. scaring somebody the
0:58.7	the thrill that you have before the scare is worth it is the whole thing.
1:03.4	You're like they're gonna be so scared.
1:07.4	Remember a few like maybe two months ago
1:10.5	when Jill actually hid outside of our apartment on our balcony for 45 minutes as you,
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