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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 12, 2024: Friends with benefits. Dana's weird sex life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a nice lentil soup.

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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	Ninety-ass morning show. Ninety-three.
0:24.0	Er.
0:25.0	I love porn.
0:27.0	I've learned a lot from porn, dirty talk-wise.
0:30.0	My MO is I kind of just lay there.
0:32.0	Like I'm a bottom, and I'm enjoying myself.
0:34.1	I don't want to change.
0:35.0	Like I like being on bottom.
0:36.3	You know what, porn?
0:37.6	It's all good.
0:38.8	Wagmire?
0:39.4	Hey, nobody's seen you in days.
0:41.2	I've just been checking out some of that internet porn. You okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good. I'm just gonna go and check my mail over there. You've been left in white? Uh, no, no, no, I'm sorry Peter, I gotta get back.
0:53.4	I snuck into the family computer room and I googled vaginas.com,
0:57.5	which was not a real website, but Google knew what I was doing.
1:00.6	It was like, did you mean?
1:01.9	I did mean. I didn't know what I meant you know they're showing me stuff I was like I didn't know I meant that but I mean that yeah I also got completely naked I don't know why
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