Broadcasting Without a Condom

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Originally Aired June 11, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hear-pees.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:19.2	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 3. Earth.
0:25.0	Whether you eat it with only butter and salt,
0:29.0	today is the day to celebrate because it's National Corn on the Cobb Day.
0:33.7	I really like cone.
0:35.4	A big lump bit knops.
0:38.4	It has the juice.
0:39.6	Surprise.
0:40.6	Get that corn out of my face!
0:42.1	M. Cone. He's tiny. I'm a bigger chime. Get the corn out of my face! M, cold!
0:43.0	He's tiny!
0:44.0	I have a bigger chunks of corn on my clam!
0:46.0	I love corn.
0:47.0	And when I try it with butter, everything change.
0:50.0	You know how they call corn on the cob, corn on the cob? but that's how it comes out of the ground man they should call that corn
0:55.4	They should call every other version corn off the cow
0:59.1	It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm Mitch
1:06.0	But then reattach it and call it Mitch altogether. I hope you very have a contact day.
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