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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 13, 2024: Breaking your penis the hard way. Birds trippin' on bugs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about homemade stink bombs.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:19.2	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 93. X-
0:27.0	half-ass morning show.
0:22.0	90, 3.
0:24.0	Er.
0:26.0	Today is Thursday.
0:28.0	Thursdays are for me.
0:29.0	I had an air conditioner growing up, but I had one of those dads who wouldn't use it all the time.
0:32.0	Very selective. How about today, Dad, please? I had one of those dads who wouldn't use it all the time very selective how about
0:32.8	today dad please?
0:34.0	Mmm you know they break out that big oscillating fan for the whole family
0:39.8	what a horrible invention that is like waiting for a bus?
0:42.6	Oh man, when is that cold air going to get here?
0:45.0	Ahhh!
0:47.0	What about window AC units is that I can't believe we're all allowed to put those in ourselves.
0:52.0	No city ordinance, no inspector comes by like,
0:54.4	yep, pretty solid, have a good summer. Window waste a unit? Yeah, no problem,
0:58.4	my dude. Go ahead and open up that window of yours. Take the 90 pound thing.
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