All Dogs Go To Heaven with Raymond Padilla

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On this episode, Heather and Raymond welcome Dog the Bounty Hunter and his late wife, Beth to the pod. They threw together their costumes in 20 minutes to make for a ridiculous take on these two TLC legends. The chat about their favorite movie theatre snacks and how they will never be as put together as Mary Beth Barone and Benito Skinner. They take a voicemail about a very controversial type of baptism.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:07.8	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
0:14.0	I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want a side of fire Aloha, it's me dog.
0:27.9	Happy Halloween.
0:29.0	This is the dog episode.
0:31.3	This is the Halloween episode.
0:32.5	Okay, let me get it.
0:33.7	Let me shake off the cobwebs.
0:35.3	Hey, everybody.
0:36.2	I don't, what is this voice?
0:37.3	Hold on. What is this voice hold on
0:37.7	what is his voice he's just like meth yeah no kind of adds yeah it's not that gravelly
0:43.5	what is it's like kind of nerdy like nerdy white trash nerdy white trash is like meth but they they slip
0:51.2	into hawaiian okay hold on here we go go. All right. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the podcast. It is me, dog, dog, dog to bounty hunter. Welcome to this special episode. I'm taking over for Heather McMahon on absolutely not. If you are listening to this episode in the car, I highly suggest pulling over and watching it on YouTube because this is going to be a good one. Very excited to be here. This is absolutely not a suitable for work or for children episode.
1:16.4	So if you're listening to this, the little Lelais and the little Lili's in the car, you need to stop it right now.
1:22.1	You're a bad parent. Anyways, I'm very excited to have my true love. She's back from the dead, and she is here. Please welcome to the podcast, the one and only Beth Chapman. Hey, dog. I missed you. Beth, Beth, I love you. I'm glad you're here. I've missed you greatly. Let's just touch hands. Let's touch hands. I miss you so much. And for those of y'all who have never seen our show, we had a hit show in A&E called Dog the Bounty Hunter. And we are bounty hunters. And then we moved to CMT, dogs most wanted. We did move to CMT, dogs most wanted. We don't leave any money on the table. Never leave any money on the table. And Beth, you know, Beth, and we had a hit show for years. All dogs go to
2:02.2	heaven. All dogs go to heaven. And particularly one special dog went to heaven. And that's Beth.
2:06.6	Beth, I miss you. Hold on. So we, okay, I got to break character for a second. We actually watched a lot
2:13.6	of videos to get into character. I'm here with Ray. We watched a lot of videos to get into character, and we were so upset after we watched the videos. It was tough because we missed her. We missed her. First of all, we got to, hey everybody, Heather McMahon, welcome to the podcast. We got to just jump right in. Ray, we're breaking character. Yeah. We have to talk about the fact that the more we started doing a deep dive into Beth and Dog. A character study. A character study. Yeah. The more my heart was sore. No, God's so sad. So sad. I mean, they were my childhood. They were my dog and Beth. They were my godparents. My dog parents. They were my dog. He was my dog father. I wanted to go to Hawaii because dog and Beth were there.
2:53.6	I wanted to hang out with their son, Lili, and the other 12 Chapman sons.
2:57.7	All that testosterone.
2:58.6	I wanted to wear leather vests.
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