Mother Teresa Was a CIA Operative with Jessica McClintock

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Everyone knows Mother Teresa. Her name is synonymous with goodness and charity and lepers. But there are darker secrets lurking behind the myth and the sainthood. And if you follow the money, you might start to suspect that something is amiss, just like our guest returning fan favorite Jessica McClintock does. In fact, it may be possible that Anjezë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu (aka Saint Teresa) had ties to both the USSR and the US government, and that her purpose was never just to serve the poor.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Okay, that's fair.
0:47.0	Harry Potter's one text. And one text, even with idiot,
0:52.0	like the thinnest, like pages that are designed to rip
0:54.6	yeah teeny tiny print they want you to be mad at the book the text is like you must
1:00.4	doesn't matter which volume or addition, magnifying glass required.
1:04.4	Oh yeah, I think the devil's greatest trick is making the Bible impossible to read.
1:09.4	You are sort of insinuating the devil was involved in the authorship.
1:14.9	I mean he's a character, he's got a, he's got a role.
1:18.6	If you were the devil, what better to do than be like,
1:21.1	I'm gonna make the holy text unreadable.
1:23.8	I'm going to make like he was like he's peering over the shoulders.
1:27.4	Got into the printing press he was like I know instead of just separating this into
1:31.4	different books let's make it paper, paper thin is not the right
1:35.2	additive, butterfly wing delicate pages.
1:38.2	So you're saying he wasn't, he wasn't just involved, but he was involved over centuries.
1:44.0	Oh yeah. I think every time there was a critical decision to be made someone would raise
1:47.9	their hand and they'd be like, uh yeah Steve and he'd be like, oh, yeah, crazy, crazy brain idea. What if we just make it the
1:56.7	text super, super tiny?
1:58.6	So in your world, the devil goes by Steve?
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