Ghosts Are Real with Kid Scissors

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Mix some fan favorite guests with absolutely no research and what do you get? Lizard People’s stupidest episode ever. The members of LA improv team Kid Scissors (aka Ben Dietzel, Alexis Preston, and Michael Dean) join the podcast to try to convince Katelyn that ghosts are real. Everyone discusses their own experiences with the paranormal, and we debate whether ghosts obey the laws of physics or not.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. It's going to be hot, tight and wet.
0:48.5	It's gonna be hot tight and wet.
0:50.1	It's gonna be crumb, crumbry.
0:52.3	Cromery. Crumbes, crumb, crumbry.
0:53.0	crumbry.
0:54.0	Yeah, crumbry.
0:55.0	Okay.
0:56.0	All right, crumbary, crue, okay?
0:58.0	Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
0:59.0	Alexis thought flautus at Kaye bakery and she made me watch me eat them.
1:02.0	Flautus, watch me eat them. I made her watch. I wasn't
1:06.3	hungry. She don't want to take him to go and my phone wasn't working so I had no
1:10.5	other option then to just litter and she can talk his mouth was full so truly for most of the meal I just had to sit and watch her eat them.
1:16.0	You could just go outside of K Bakery because there are wild dogs at that.
1:18.5	Of course I couldn't.
1:19.5	You know that.
1:21.0	There's always wild hogs hogs at the cave.
1:22.8	It's a wild boats.
1:24.0	When I'm with you, I'll get his wild hogs.
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