Monster Masterclass

Bitch Bible

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:14.6	Do you ever wake up day one of her menstrual cyclone think?
0:18.8	I might slap a stranger today.
0:21.3	That's where I'm at.
0:22.9	Hello, everybody.
0:24.1	And welcome to another blissful week amidst global pandemic
0:28.4	of the Bitch Bible podcast.
0:30.1	Surprise.
0:31.0	It's just me go fucking figure.
0:34.1	I don't know about any of the other ladies or gentlemen that are listening to this
0:37.6	podcast, but day one of my menstrual cycle just call me Jackie Bin Laden.
0:43.8	I am a terrorist.
0:46.0	I am deflated.
0:48.1	I am manic.
0:49.2	I am angry.
0:50.2	I am rashi.
0:51.3	I am bloated and I am starving starving.
0:55.7	If I could eat a stick of butter like a granola bar and maybe I have, oh my God,
1:01.3	the saltine cracker with the butter with the extra flaky salt.
1:05.2	I don't I don't any hill.
1:09.5	This is going to be a very fun show.
1:11.5	I'm feeling spicy yet sedated, which is kind of my favorite combination.
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