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Hello everybody. I know that I said I was going to have a guest this week, but surprise,

it's just me. No, full transparency. I will say in the wake of everything going on in the world,

uh, SDheim called me up like on my cell phone and was like, listen, I want to come on the show,

could we just push it back a little bit? Everything that's going on the world is like weighing heavy

on my mind and my heart and I just don't know that I can get in the headspace to like shoot the

shit. And I appreciate that so much. And I was like, wow, you're really fucking cool to call me up,

no bullshit, no publicists, uh, no cordial email last minute. So I really, really respect that.

And I totally understand and I was like, listen, bitch, it's my job. I have to put an episode out.

I don't have weeks off. I don't have the luxury of like, you know, kind of gathering my thoughts.

And I got to make people laugh. So I totally, totally understand. And now it's just me. Let's have

a fucking laugh. If I'm a little out of breath during this episode, um, please understand that I

just spent 49 minutes trying to learn the WAP choreography because I wanted to surprise Max this

weekend with it. I bought a fog machine along with my little USB disco lights. And I wanted to film

a music video because I thought that would be amazing. And I just am trying to get him back to the

heterosexual side. So I wanted to see if I really could nail that split drop. If maybe he would

get one third of a half job. Um, unfortunately, the choreography is a little bit above my skill set.

You know, I'm good for a jazz hand. I'm good for a kickball change. Give me a ribbon dance. Give

me an interpretive number. Q the fucking, um, Sarah McLaughlin possession. Have you heard that song?

I could slip and slither like a goddamn snake in the grass to that. But give me WAP. It's hard. The

drops, the kicks, the thrusting, the torquing. I immediately go into Cat Cow. It's not sexy.

I'm going to keep working on it. So stay tuned, secret project, self-funded video shoot coming

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