Monday Morning Podcast - Weekend Edition: David Koechner
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2013
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's a very special Monday morning |
| 0:05.5 | podcast that we're actually recording on a Friday and you're probably like why |
| 0:10.3 | you're doing something so special, Bill, because it's a holiday season, you know? |
| 0:14.5 | I love you guys and a lot of you are real conty to me on, on, didn't realize I was |
| 0:21.3 | flying back from my big whirlwind tour of Shake and My Ass over there in Europe. |
| 0:25.8 | So, and I mentioned on the podcast I was going to have one of my best friends here, |
| 0:30.4 | favorite people in the goddamn business has a huge comedy movie that actually transcends |
| 0:37.5 | the genre. It's better than any Meryl Streep drama from Ankerman to please welcome the one |
| 0:44.8 | and only Dave Keckner, everyone. |
| 0:47.0 | Boo! Resounding boo. Bill Burr, what's going on? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm kind. Yeah. How am I? I'm psyched. I haven't seen them. There you go. That'll bounce |
| 0:58.6 | around in your heads for a second, folks. You got it. You got it out of the way. |
| 1:02.2 | I'm here with Bill Burr. I cannot tell you how happy I am, folks. I know you envy me. |
| 1:07.6 | I envy me. Now, my podcast listeners, once they heard me read out loud, all the magic |
| 1:13.4 | of anything that I was born went away. What do you mean read out loud? When I do, when |
| 1:17.0 | I do the, the advertisements, yeah, when I'm not going to make fun of you, there's nothing. |
| 1:22.7 | It's, I think they actually feel bad for me. I'm just terrible. That's not true. This is |
| 1:26.5 | what I suck at reading out loud in school. And that, so like, now I'm reading out loud |
| 1:31.5 | again. And the same thing happens where you're just trying to get to the end of it. So, |
| 1:35.0 | you start going faster and faster. Like the amount of times that I mispronounce my own |
| 1:38.6 | name, your own name, when I get to billburr.com, what do you say? Like, billburr. Oh, it's embarrassing. |
| 1:46.3 | I just start doing it now. Like it's a golf thing. Okay. And you know, I just realized |
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