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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-13

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2013

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Bill rambles about the last leg of the European tour, the miserable Irish and why skiing is worth blowing your knee out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on in Spielberg?

0:03.8

It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, December 16, 2013, and I am recording here on

0:12.8

it's actually December 17.

0:16.5

Finally back from Europe, I apologize for the podcast being so late, but I was in Iceland

0:24.2

and when the fuck am I ever going to be there again?

0:27.2

So I had to do some shit Sunday and then Monday I was flying all the way back and I'm

0:32.4

actually not that jet lagged, it worked out nice.

0:35.3

I tried to stay up on the plane, I tried to stay awake as long as I could for most of

0:41.6

the flight because I knew that I was landing at 7pm LA time, 7.25 or something, so I figured

0:51.4

if I could just fucking stay up, you know, Neopix me up the airport, I just get my ass home

0:57.1

and then if I fall asleep, it'll be like 9, 10 o'clock at night and I'm back on the clock

1:01.4

and it worked out good.

1:03.0

I woke up right, but we do it, we do it, and I looked at the clock, wow, wow, wow,

1:07.6

I wondered what the fuck time it was, I thought it was like 2 something in the morning because

1:10.8

my clock had fell off the bed there, the digital one there that I've had since the fucking

1:14.8

70s there.

1:16.8

And I thought it said 2 30 in the morning and I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me,

1:21.5

I thought I did it right.

1:24.2

And then all of a sudden it was 6 o'clock and I realized the clock was upside down and

1:27.8

that was 5 30.

1:29.2

Is this even remotely exciting?

1:30.8

I don't know if it is or not.

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