Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday. December 23rd, 2013. How the hell?

Ah, yeah. It's the holiday season. Doobie doobie doobie. It's good to leave. Bop be bada bada bop. Bada go fuck yourself at the mall.

Um, two days before Christmas, have you finished your shopping yet? You know what I have and I've been traveling so much.

Um, I actually drove to a mall the other day, but do do do do do and I looked inside. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

I've literally pulled up to this fucking thing and there was so many.

I can't even say cunts just so many fucking people who were in the same situation I am that they just had to go out and go buy shit that they actually had people directing traffic.

You know, like there was some sort of flood. They had those same sort of jackets on like I can see you from Mars kind of official.

Please don't run me over. I know where the supplies are jackets to direct people in to the fucking baby gap and I was trying to make the light and I couldn't make if I, you know, if I want to go make the light, then I would have blocked the road because I wasn't getting in.

So I just had to wait and I was sitting there was the first car and I just looked at the guys in the coat. I looked at people not moving in line.

And I just said, I'm not fucking going in there and I drove away and I felt good.

I felt good like the way when you used to, you know, when you'd skip school, you'd be the only way to school. You didn't want to go.

I don't want to fucking do that fucking hate this. I hate it. I don't want to do it.

All right. I don't need to be taught beyond sixth grade.

All right. And I knew it when I was a kid. I knew it. Where I around sixth, seventh grade. I'm like, yeah, I got it. I got it. This is, this is, this is all I'm going to need in life.

I'm not going to design a bridge. I'm not going to make a rocket ship. You know, I'm not going to manage finance. I'm not going to use my brain.

I'm just going to be walking around reading signs and figuring out, you know, how much a pack of gum and a fucking donut costs.

All right. I don't need algebra two and trigonometry. I don't need that shit.

So then you just go fuck this. I'm not going to school and you leave. And it's fucking great.

It's great initially. And then there's that coming dread of like, you know, well, now I'm going to go back tomorrow.

I'm going to have twice as much fucking work than I did today. Why did I just do that? And that's what I felt like when I when I drove away from the mall.

You know, I felt just like when I used to drive and when I was driving to school, my piece of shit car, and I would look at my high school, and I would be fighting my fucking hand.

My whole arm is it was trying to turn into the school. I would literally.

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