Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and this is the Monday morning podcast. No, you know what?

It isn't. It actually isn't. This is a very special episode of the Monday morning podcast. Ever since we got the wonderful

All Things comedy studios over here in the middle of fucking nowhere. Every once in a while I like to have a high-powered Hollywood celebrity.

I started off with the always lovely Dave Keckner and hitting in the two spot we got the one and only Jay Moors.

Jay Moors is legendary. He's too do I actually was going to try to do your your Tracy morning. I can't do Bill Burr. His middle name is Fredrick because he got pregnant.

That's what I named him William Fredrick Murr because he's going to be president goddamn it.

I'm a man pregnant. Do you know I listened to your radio show all the time?

I have a you by the way I could see in your it pains you just to do that intro. It's great to watch Bill Burr just saying all things like just to have it like a semi corporate.

No, I had to do through I was trying to do I bring up Dave Keckner's name and then say your name with that Pissue off. Do I pipe this?

Oh, followers me. That I fucking up with that. Why could you set me to Glendale? I'm supposed to have a red ass when I come in here. What do I care?

It's not Glendale. I don't know where this is. I know but the directions said Glendale. I mean I phone took me there.

This is right here. What you're you're the last this is right here horrific 45 minutes of your life where you're pretending like you didn't scream at the windshield and call me every name in the book.

I didn't you look away. You looked away when you said no. I understand it. Look you're not what are you the closer now.

I don't really care. I don't do swear on this. I'm just saying that this like this is why I try not to have guests because it just becomes a fucking nightmare.

It's fun. No, I like talking to you. You know, we always have a good time when we sit and talk and worse stories. We have a great time. We have a good time. Me and Bill Barrow.

We were debating. We were debating doing this whole thing in an anti-Bury annoying boss and accent the entire time.

No, sir. You and Jay Moire. Yeah, dude. What is he ever done?

For what's the leaves? It's Fawa. Four o'clock. Bruins, first to leaves. I got to move my cards downstairs and such as the Sydney Street.

That fucking pussy's coming back that we traded. Fuck him. Fuck him. Skates like a fucking ref, Jay.

I won't go in the corners. You won't go. You won't go in the corners. He's afraid he's gonna get fucking bored. How the fuck did you get out of the junior hockey league?

If you're afraid you're gonna get bored, you're fucking. You know what? Say like a ref because his fucking father owns the team.

Oh, his father, Shanti Irish. Always putting on airs at fathers too on fucking beacons street. I remember that cock sucked. He was face down in front of the hopper.

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