Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

January 13, 2014. How you doing? Monday the 13th, you know, I heard that one's bad luck too.

Oh, but you're fucking trinkets. What are you going to grow up and just fucking man up lady and realize that you fucked up your own life?

You know, you know, those people they got to spin around three times and throw some cookie crumbs over their fucking

padded shoulder. You know, so, so, so something doesn't, something bad doesn't happen.

I'd like to take all superstitious people, put them in a room and after I'm done slapping them with the fucking garden hose,

I'd just like to tell them that listen, bad shit happens in life.

Okay, no matter what you got hanging around your neck. No, I mean, how many times you fucking point you a fucking toe?

You left foot, do south, whatever the fuck you're supposed to do. It's still going to happen.

It's still going to happen. Bounces out the good shit. All right. So why don't you stop me and such a fucking pussy?

Oh, man, I talked about that a long time ago. I don't care if you do it. You don't. I'm going to bring it back up.

Did you guys ever see that? Was it Jesus camp? No, no, no, no. It was one of those big brother shows. One of those shows. One of those, one of those.

One of those fucking reality shows, you know, where they got a couple of meat heads in there. One of them's gay.

The other has no was raised by wolves and then there's a couple of hotties.

There's never a fat chick, you know, all these people getting in trouble for fat shaming.

How about these reality shows? One of the last time you saw a fat chick just walking around in a thong in the big brother house.

You're never going to see it. You're never going to fucking see it.

All right. The only time they put them on fat people on a reality show, if the show is about, I don't want to be fat anymore.

You know, I can't take a one. But anyways, there was this show.

And there was some check on it, the reality show. And anytime she had some big challenge coming up, she had a climb into a fucking tree house.

You know, without tipping over the cupcakes, whatever the fuck they're supposed to do. There's some angry at his dad, hosts.

Now the blue team is slowing down. What the fuck? You know that guy from the island show.

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