Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 20th,

2014, what's going on? How are you? How was your week? Did you enjoy yourself? Did you survive the weekend

in all the big football games and all the screaming and yelling there? I had a fucking, I had a

great weekend. I have to tell you that. First of all, before I get going, just in case there's any

concern, I am okay. All right, and I'm not talking about the Patriots losing. Oh, jeez, jeez, jeez.

I'm talking about the fucking fires in California. You know what's fucking hilarious? One of the greatest

things that can ever happen to you is far as you, that I spelled douche wrong, my little notes here,

douche on Southwest. I spelled the DOUCH, let's see French spelling. I'll get to that story later.

One of the greatest things you can do as far as like understanding the news a little better is when

the big news story is happening where you live and you just watch how it's fucking reported. I had a

gig this weekend in an Albuquerque, New Mexico and you know this time of year, the hills catch on fire.

It happens every fucking year. This year there's a drought so it's worse. All right, but this happens

every fucking year. And the way they report this shit, they never just say that this is completely natural,

that this is the natural cycle of nature out here. Basically what happens to recap because I think

I went through this before. Basically what happens is here in Southern California, what happens is

for like a month every year we get rain. It rains like a mother fuck. Not it isn't rain, like it

pours a few days and everybody freaks out and they can't drive because it hasn't rained in like 11

months. So all the oil and transmission and brake fluid gets mixed in with the water and it's actually,

it's a, I would say it's a like a little bit slicker than it is back east, but everybody out here

acts like they're driving in two feet of snow. It's fucking ridiculous. But anyways, what happens?

All that water comes and then all the hills, all the mountains, all that shit turns a beautiful color

green. You know, and it's lush and it's beautiful looking at all that and then basically the rain

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