Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-30-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2021
⏱️ 135 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about St Louis, daredevils, and a lonely roller coaster ride.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
| 0:05.3 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. I'm just |
| 0:14.0 | didn't say that right. I'm just checking in on you seeing how the fuck you're doing. |
| 0:17.5 | I'm sitting in a swivel chair. I'm doing this podcast before I fly out to |
| 0:24.6 | St. Louis. Oh, me, me in St. Louis, me at the fair. Don't tell me the lights are |
| 0:38.1 | shining. Every place but there. We will dance. What the fuck? This is what happens |
| 0:48.3 | when your first record, your your your mother buys you was Mitch Miller, sing along |
| 0:53.3 | with Mitch in the gang. Won't you come home, Bill Bailey? Is other kids are listening |
| 0:58.0 | to fucking aerospace with the Led Zeppelin that I'm coming in five foot two |
| 1:02.1 | eyes of blue, but oh, what those five foot could do has anybody seen my gal and |
| 1:08.7 | orange hair and just moved the new kid. How are you? Who would like to kick the |
| 1:14.7 | shit out of me first? Christen, I've had a chance. Anyway, yes, I'm going to |
| 1:26.2 | St. Louis. I'm doing a show there Wednesday and Thursday. So I went in. What have |
| 1:32.5 | you listened to this shit? I got one more. I hope last night one could and then I |
| 1:38.1 | go back to Red Rocks to do the second show. Make sure my beard is trimmed the |
| 1:42.7 | exact same way. You know, I know what setting I had it on. I know I was two days |
| 1:48.8 | before when I clipped it. So I shoot this and I put it together. Hopefully it |
| 1:53.6 | matches. You know, but now that I said that, somebody could say, oh, I noticed your |
| 1:57.8 | beard wasn't quite the same side, did you? Is that what you noticed? I noticed. Who |
| 2:06.2 | the fuck has time to notice something like that? An in-sell. Jesus, you know, the |
| 2:15.8 | internet is really just becoming just a bunch of towny bars. You know, any place |
| 2:20.5 | you go into, everybody looks at you and you got to think the way they do it. They |
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