Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, September

16th, 2013. I hope this doesn't sound weird. I don't know what happened. I think my dog

laid down on my mix of it's sounding weird. It's sound weird to me, man. It's freaking

me out, man. How was your weekend? Why do I ask questions that you can't answer? Like

I'm talking to a listener on the phone. I'm not, I'm not doing that. I'm laying here

by myself as always excited to be back home. For those of you who have lives, for those

of you who just happened to, I don't know, end up on this podcast. Welcome. I do one of

these every single week and I have a website named Bill Byrne.com. If you like what you're

here, and you want to hear my fucking stand-up specials, I have a hot, coffee version and

a $5 downloadable version. Whatever the hell you want to do, it's right there for you

takings. All right. There. Horde myself out early people showing a lot of leg early in

the podcast. I don't know where to begin with this weekend. We know what, let's start

at the beginning. First of all, just when I think Paul Verzi is a smart man. Just when

I think like, no, no, you know what? This guy isn't like, I don't, little, I don't know

what the word is. Do you know, yeah, I bet you guys have a lot of people like this. I,

I know a number of guys in this business who have these unbelievable like perceptive powers,

but they see somebody, they can read them and they can figure out situations. But you

know, you give them a simple math problem and you just see the look on their face. And

you know, the whole time your friends with them, your wrestle, you know, is this guy a smart

guy or is he a moron who just guesses really well? Now I'm fucking with you. I obviously

think Paul's a smart guy, but you know, we all have our moments. Paul Verzi had a moment,

but right before we went to Texas, and this is the deal. We're doing El Paso on Thursday

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