Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Just

checking in on you to see how you doing. And they said a smoothie for dinner. Oh

boy, exciting. I had a fucking smoothie for dinner and I don't think I made it

right. It tastes weird. I could taste what it was trying to be. And then I looked

at the ingredients and I realized that I fucked it up. The hell was it here? It was

I'll tell you the recipe. I got it on Christine's chicken. No,

Kristen's, Kristen's kitchen. Christine's chicken. See, this why I did bad to

school. Like I have some fucking fucking undiagnosed dyslexia or I'm just stupid.

Kristen's kitchen became Christine's chicken. A cocoa almond protein smoothie. Three

quarters of cup of Greek yogurt. I have a cup plus two tablespoons of milk. I

didn't see the two tablespoons of milk. I just did a quarter of a cup of milk.

One medium banana sliced preferably frozen. Half a tablespoon of unsweetened

cocoa powder. Two tablespoons of almond butter. Two teaspoons of ground

flax seed. That's optional. And three quarters of cup ice of ice cubes. I

should say three quarters of a cup. Jesus Christ. I don't know what I did wrong

with that, but it did not look like the one that they made. Because you know what

they did was after they made it. They then put a little they put like three

banana slices on top and then they crumpled some dark chocolate on top it.

You're like, what the fuck is that? And then you look at yours after you get done

making it and it just looks like, you know, somebody shouldn't have drank the

water. But it tasted good. And I'm hanging in there. You know, I had an

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