Monday Morning Podcast 8-8-11
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2011
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | is |
| 0:25.8 | biggest stand up gig of my career is coming up in a couple of months. |
| 0:31.7 | I know all the women are upset. |
| 0:33.4 | He said he had announced it. |
| 0:34.8 | Oh my God, is he pregnant? |
| 0:36.8 | How does that happen? |
| 0:37.8 | Is he like a seahorse? |
| 0:46.1 | Anyways, there's a couple of fucking... |
| 0:49.4 | What do you call it? |
| 0:50.3 | Oceanographer is laughing at that joke that actually know that the male gets pregnant |
| 0:53.9 | in the fucking seahorse family. |
| 0:55.3 | How the fuck did I remember that? |
| 0:56.8 | But I can't remember where I put my fucking key. |
| 0:59.2 | What the hell? |
| 1:00.4 | I'm finding a house, Gays. |
| 1:03.2 | All right, sorry. |
| 1:04.0 | Little hack stand up from 1980. |
| 1:05.6 | All right, plowing ahead. |
| 1:08.2 | I have the biggest stand up gig of my career coming up. |
| 1:10.8 | It is so big. |
| 1:12.4 | How big is it you ask me that actually I have been told to hype |
| 1:18.0 | to announce that I will be announcing it |
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