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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-3-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2020

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Bill rambles with Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano about NYC, childhood pressures, and not listening to other parents.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on everybody? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for a special edition of the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast. We have to my favorite standup comics to my favorite people up and coming out.

0:17.0

Here I say youngsters to show my age to the, you know, funny and sputkin guys and I really got to know them last summer when I was out doing that movie with Pete Davidson and them. These guys were just killing it every night and they have an absolutely amazing podcast that is now on the All Things Comedy Network.

0:36.0

History hyenas, please welcome Janice Popus and Chris Stefano. What's going on guys? What's going on? What's going on Bill?

0:45.0

I just want to say start off this podcast saying, fuck man, the blasio you're ruining New York City. Yeah, you know what? Fuck the blasio fuck COVID. It's not real. Let's get back out there. Why isn't that real?

1:00.0

Because listen, I'm no scientist, but here's the deal. We've come to the conclusion through our research that it was created by Nancy Pelosi and that's just what it was.

1:11.0

She made it and she's been thrown it out there and it's time to vote to the right.

1:16.0

Guys have a lair. I just like how that whole point started with because listen.

1:21.0

Yeah, you know what it is?

1:23.0

Listen, she created it. That's what it is.

1:27.0

I feel like the only positive thing for me is that when it hit in March, I was in the absolute throws of a fucking sex addiction.

1:35.0

And I think that COVID showed up to my body was like there's no room here. I think it's just so too many. It was like now this guy's got things.

1:42.0

He's fired up with Climitti and God knows what else. So let's just move on and I beat it.

1:47.0

Did you have it?

1:48.0

No, I never had it, but I never had the antibodies and I never had Corona. You know, I don't know. And we none of us, none of us ever had it here.

1:56.0

It's like everybody just notes and we're in New York City. So we don't, I don't know.

2:00.0

I think you know what it is when you live in New York City, the immune system gets so strong.

2:05.0

If you're if you're from here like me and Chris that we've eaten so many foods that have rat piss in them and rash shit in them.

2:12.0

Yeah, that like COVID can't stand a chance next to the types of diseases that rats have thrown in our body.

2:18.0

All right, that's the first time you've blown New York. We're only two minutes in.

2:22.0

Two minutes in. I was about to say.

2:25.0

Yeah, there was enough to keep cases in Boston. I'm saying you're fucking fairy. The fucking socks.

2:34.0

Yeah, also the love of the A.K.

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