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🗓️ 25 August 2014
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, August 25th, |
0:08.1 | 2014, how's it going? How are you? What's up? |
0:13.5 | Right off the bat, I got to apologize to the members of the band Chicago because last week I actually credited the Dubie brothers |
0:23.6 | with that wonderful hit say |
0:25.6 | Hey, in the park, right? |
0:31.6 | So my apologies. I've always confused those two bands. There was always something about Chicago. They want amazing musicians, but there was just something |
0:40.6 | fucking, I don't know what it was, depressing about their sound to me and then after those |
0:48.6 | with Terry Catth ears, then it was the Peter Satera |
0:52.0 | years and then it just kind of went all like, you know, really high pitchy. |
0:59.4 | Trying to think the song, I just remember stay the night. I like that video on MTV. |
1:08.8 | And then there was some, oh wait, how the fuck did that one go? |
1:13.8 | Something hottest can get used to. |
1:16.1 | Oh shit, I don't fucking remember. I don't know why I, you know, I bought that stupid easy listening rock shit. So all that crap is in my fucking head now. |
1:26.1 | I woke up this morning, boom, boom, boom, boom, and all I hear in my head is just fucking like, yee, but I do, but I be in something about this boat that sunk. |
1:37.8 | They went out on the lake and they were delivering Oreos and then there was a big fucking wave. |
1:44.8 | Mark Wahlberg went into the water. George Clooney stayed in the fucking boat. |
1:56.3 | Why does every fucking song about the sea have to be in three, four time? |
2:00.8 | Yeah, that's what the fuck it is that shit, they just make you feel like you're rocking. You know, sometimes the sea is nice and smooth. |
2:15.5 | Okay, Billy Joel and all you other fucking cuts out there, you have you never been on a boat in the water, look like glass. |
2:24.3 | That's four, four time. |
2:25.6 | We got to sit there rocking back and forth, getting sea sick in the crowd because you're up there talking about a goddamn seagull. |
2:35.1 | You finish off another jack and coke. |
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