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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 8-18-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2014

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Robin Williams, dumping ice water over your head and easy listening music.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday.

0:06.2

Oh, Jesus, August 18th. Yeah, that's the month and that's the day and it's the year 2014.

0:16.2

How are you? Do you realize even think about that it's 2014? If we actually make it to the

0:22.8

2000, 90s, how people are going to be looking back at us like the way, you know, in the 1900s, you look back at 1914, everybody was walking around really fast.

0:33.5

Do you think that'll happen with us? No, Bill. They have HDTV. And with the rate of global warming.

0:39.8

Ah, right. You fucking kind of all going to be underwater.

0:45.0

You know what, you know, be funny, uh, that water world. Do you think that movie will make a bunch of fucking money as the polar ice caps start to melt?

0:56.6

Everybody would be like, you know, I think we were wrong about this one. We gave this movie a lot of fucking criticism.

1:02.8

The guy was actually way ahead of his time.

1:05.1

Uh, Bill, why are you talking about Kevin?

1:08.6

Cosner. Cause I actually have a movie coming out with him, believe it or not, old fancy pants, freckle boy over here.

1:15.6

I did a movie last summer in New Orleans. Some of you listen to this podcast might remember.

1:23.0

Um, and it was hot as shit, but it was a, it was a wonderful, wonderful, those were wonderful time.

1:29.7

And, uh, Mike Binder wrote, directed it Octavia Spenser, Kevin, Cosner. Uh, they're all in it. It's a, um,

1:39.7

I don't know, I described the movie. It's a courtroom drama, old school courtroom drama.

1:45.7

And what do you play, Bill? I play Kevin Costner's lawyer enough Boston accent in there. I'm actually going to a film festival coming up Toronto with the debut of that movie.

1:57.7

Uh, or whatever, but a film festival, I guess. And then it comes out in October.

2:03.7

So there you go. Look at that. I barely giving you any laughs. I've come right out, right out of the gate. Just horror myself out.

2:11.7

I'm actually hoping to get Mike Binder on the podcast as we get closer to the date. That's, uh, he's actually one of the legendary standups from the comedy store back in the day.

2:23.7

And he told me a bunch of great stories and all that stuff. And, um, so who obviously be a great guest, speaking of which last night, I went down to the, uh,

2:33.7

well, the first thing I did was I went out and I fucking jammed with the band, man.

2:39.7

I'm doing another one of those goddamn comedy jams tonight.

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