Monday Morning Podcast 9-1-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2014

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about breaking up with a friend, Knoxville TN and sophomore year of High School.

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0:00.0	today What's going on is bill burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday September
0:06.6	1st,tro 2014
0:12.5	Ball, Bboider, Bboider, Bboider, Eb-bbo-bbo...
0:11.9	Merp, Mer-doridididididididi...
0:18.7	Eat some fucking shit. Fattits...
0:21.6	Fattits.... føtits.
0:22.7	You guys ready?? Huh
0:24.5	football season?
0:25.4	Time to stop working out. Everybody
0:28.5	The summer is over.
0:30.8	The summer is over.
0:32.5	Time to watch people in way better shape than you make and way more money than you
0:36.4	as you get fatter and dumber.
0:38.7	I don't know about you guys, but I can't fucking wait.
0:41.6	Okay?
0:42.6	I'm putting away my little speedo fucking bathing suit for the rest of the summer.
0:47.0	I am now taking out my football shit.
0:49.5	My jerseys and my stupid fucking hard hat that I put the construction, you know, I don't
0:55.3	do construction, but I have a fucking logo on the side.
0:57.9	Don't you hate that?
0:59.2	Somebody did that back.
1:00.2	I think the stealer fans were the first ones to do that.
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