Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-18-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2022
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Bill rambles about questionable workouts, robbery, and hanging back easht.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you |
| 0:13.8 | Checking in to see how your weeks going, you know, no self promotion |
| 0:18.7 | Just a nice friendly how are you? It's our Togas Springs this Saturday |
| 0:22.7 | um |
| 0:25.7 | Potony be just calling to see you know see how you weeks going, you know, it's Thursday |
| 0:30.1 | It's a very exciting day you get your paycheck |
| 0:33.3 | You know you lie to yourself that you're not going out tonight, you know, you're gonna save your money this week and what happens |
| 0:39.6 | Oh, come on. I can be hungover for Friday. I'll be all right. Oh look at you |
| 0:44.8 | Thank you, brought me a little cup of fucking Joe here |
| 0:52.3 | The lovely Mia |
| 0:54.3 | And then what ends up happening right you go out Thursday you spend 40% of your check |
| 1:00.1 | Then you like I got a fucking shut it down here |
| 1:03.4 | This isn't gonna be one of these things where I blow my whole poll paycheck and I'm fucking brown bagging it on Monday for lunch |
| 1:09.1 | All right, at some point I got a fucking show a little responsibility stop fucking boozing and |
| 1:17.3 | and and you know |
| 1:19.0 | Save a little something this week, but that would happen somebody calls you Friday like all right, I'll go out |
| 1:24.1 | I'm just gonna have a couple |
| 1:26.2 | Gonna be home by 10 o'clock |
| 1:28.5 | I'm gonna wake up. I'm going to the gym |
| 1:31.4 | You know, I'm gonna take my plyometrics |
| 1:34.1 | Geometric fucking class whatever the fuck kids do now with the TRX T.I.X fucking bands, right? |
| 1:42.1 | Doing all of this shit like you're gonna go work for Cirque du Soleil and |
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