Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, August 20th,

2012. How's it going? How are you? I can't fucking hear myself. I don't know what the fuck

happened to my, my other, my regular, my regular headphones, which suck, by the way, because

they flake all over my ears. What does that mean, Bill? I don't know. Little pieces of plastic,

you know, like they don't have the space age technology. Whenever somebody uses that expression,

you know, they have no idea what they're talking. This is just coming from the gut. Like they

don't have the fucking space age technology to make a set of headphones that, that'll just

last forever. You know, can't do that, can you? Well, if we make it last forever, they're

never going to come back and buy another one. Then what are we going to do? I don't know.

Plant some beats, you fucking cunt. Do you feel how fucking hot the sun is lately? Have you felt

it? You know, do you remember it ever being as fucking hot as it is now? Like literally

God has a magnifying glass right up on the crown of your head. Granted, part of it could be

because my hair's standing out. But I choose not to address that this week. You know,

to God damn hole in the ozone layer, can you make fucking headphones last a little bit longer?

You know, so now what I'm supposed to throw out these other ones, these flaky ones that I can't

even fucking find, right? I love how you put it in a trash, put it in a fucking trash, like,

like it's still not going to end up outside somewhere. It is outside. We just have it over here in

this contained area. You know what, I'm not going to be able to tell whether any of this is funny

because I can't hear myself. I'm like a singer right now, you know, turn up the monitors.

Oops, I did it again. I shaped my pussy. Um, yes, so I got to go out and go buy another,

another fucking pair of headphones. I'm one of those crabby old fucking people who I, when I buy

something, I use it until it's fucking it becomes literally a different matter. You know what I mean?

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