Monday Morning Podcast 8-13-12

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Bill rambles about not saving the world, pile on teams and the release date of "You People Are All The Same." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.2	It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, August 13, 2012.
0:09.6	How the hell are you?
0:11.4	How's it going?
0:12.2	August 13.
0:14.0	Can you believe it?
0:15.0	Only three more weeks of the summer, right?
0:19.3	But thanks to global warming, you can still get a tan right through the second week of
0:24.5	October.
0:25.5	You know?
0:26.5	Enjoy it, folks.
0:27.9	This is the golden age of global warming.
0:30.8	You know, this is before polar bears swims up to your fucking apartment.
0:35.4	You know, all those fires in the middle of the country.
0:41.4	Who cares?
0:42.4	Those are flyover states, right?
0:43.7	That's just our food supply.
0:45.8	I always thought it was funny the way people make fun of those states.
0:52.4	You know, because they don't have what a water slide and a giant fucking skyscraper, all
0:57.1	of a sudden they don't count.
0:59.4	Yeah, all they're doing is fucking, you know, providing nourishment for everyone in the
1:04.4	state.
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