Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, August 27th, 2012. How's it going?

I'm actually recording this Sunday night because I got a bunch of shit to do tomorrow and I got this I got this burst of energy on Sunday.

I was like, you know what, I'm going to take care of all the fucking shit that I'm going to hate to have to do tomorrow morning.

You know, I'm going to pay the bills, going to go down to fucking winchels and go get a pretzel. You don't give a fuck right?

Is anyone who the fuck eats there, by the way, what is winchels? Do they make hot dogs?

They just make that shit ass fucking food that fat pasty white people just can't get enough of, you know.

That's how you fucking do it. All these athletes taking the roads, you know, need that. You go down to the food court, orange, Julius.

You go to that place that doesn't like the queers that makes the chicken sandwiches, right? You get some fries from them.

I love how that's part of you guys have seen that the Chick-fil-A. They don't like gay people.

Chick-fil-A, we don't like the gay. If you're straight, you can eat our fucking burger a few weight, you know, then you think you're getting enough meat in your life, buddy.

The fuck year are we living in? More importantly, how much fucking money you make and sell and chicken that you can get rid of that portion, that amount of people in the population.

You know, why the fuck you act like you McDonald's Chick-fil-A? You're not, you know, you're not even Popeyes.

Forget about KFC, the fucking Babe Ruth Michael Jordan of feeding people unhealthy chicken.

You know, that's your goddamn God. That's your fucking Led Zeppelin right there, the chicken industry.

Right there, that old fucking plantation owner that slave, that's how much that's how fucking good they are, cooking chicken.

They have a goddamn, it looks like a fucking slave owner straight out of that movie Roots as their mascot or their spokesperson.

You know what I mean?

Least Wendy's has that non-threatening sort of fucking fat white guy, you know, who looks like he loves his wife, but probably, you know, steals from the company.

If he's in the accounting division, doesn't he? Yeah, she does look. That guy, the guy from Wendy's does not look honest, 100% honest.

He looks like a real swell guy who one day the feds would show up in a radius house and grab his hard drive and then he'd come out weeping.

His family would be all stunned at the double life that they weren't aware that he was leading. Doesn't he look like that? Can't you just see his stupid glasses fogging up?

You know, and then of course he get convicted, right? They go through all the bullshit Nancy Grace with their fucking angry hell boy head would be sitting there, you know, the fucking female Jim Rome, right?

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