Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday for Monday

July 8th

How are you? How is it going? Wow, this sounds really good to me. I hope it's sounding this good to you. I think I nailed it

What's up with these levels

Fucking phenomenal some douches now gonna Twitter me or tweet me whatever um actually I thought the

The treble was a little too high

So is your mother when she was pregnant with you

You fucking drunk fetal cut years later just walking around criticizing people and you know what?

It's not your fault. It's because your mother

First of all, she was a whore spread her legs no protection

All the leaves of brown leaves of brown and her legs are spread and a legs are spread

Oh, I could sing that whole song and annoy the shit out of you

That's why I want to hear from next week people's whose mothers were horrors and they drank during pregnancies

I want to hear what you think about world events

That's what I want to hear is that what you want to hear. Yeah, it is it is what I want to hear. It's my podcast

It is what I want to hear

I'm loving Twitter and I fucking hate it by the way

I got to stop reading comments as always people fucking correcting you

You know, I got this European tour coming up and someone was saying hey, you're doing any of the

Smallest cities and I was like no just pretty much all I said all the capitals and it was like 10 countries and one

Fucking country it wasn't the capital and I got like 20 people. I'm actually the capital startless not Glasgow

It's actually Edinburgh

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