Monday Morning Podcast 7-15-13
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2013
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:06.4 | July 15th, 2013. Barry Sanders, Dan Marino. |
| 0:14.4 | How are you? How's it going? I know the podcast late. I don't understand why you guys feel like you actually have. |
| 0:23.7 | Not all of you guys just to feel you actually feel that you know when this podcast is supposed to come about. |
| 0:33.2 | You know, it's called the Monday morning podcast. Why isn't it around on Monday morning? Well, let me ask you this. |
| 0:41.2 | I mean, that fucking song, let's up. |
| 0:42.7 | And did that. Hey, mama said the way you move. Gonna make you slap. Gonna make you move. |
| 0:52.2 | Click by the bubble. Five people doctor, but the woman that shit. |
| 0:57.2 | That even that song's called black dog. |
| 1:00.9 | It's not about a black dog. He never says black dog. |
| 1:05.5 | All right, that's a black dog walked in the fucking studio, right? Wasn't wearing a hoodie. |
| 1:13.6 | So nobody shot it. John Bonham didn't have to stand his ground. |
| 1:19.6 | All right, the fucking dog came walking in and they just called the song black dog. |
| 1:26.9 | So there you go. The Monday morning podcast. |
| 1:30.1 | I do it Monday mornings when I wake up when I'm in town. I was on a fucking plane this Monday morning flying from fucking from Boston B. |
| 1:42.5 | A W people not B. A H. You Midwestern cons thinking you can do a Boston accent. It's bar B. A W Boston. |
| 1:50.1 | The red socks. S. A. W. X. Like saw like you know saw it down the tree. |
| 1:55.7 | Can you can you figure that out there Mr. Green jeans when you're not out there planting food for the fucking country? |
| 2:02.1 | Well, can you? All right, then I was just asking you know, |
| 2:06.9 | have to grab your little shoulder straps on your overalls. |
| 2:10.2 | By the way, what is that pocket for between your man tits? |
| 2:13.2 | What do you stick in there? |
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