Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, July 30, 2012.

2012, 12 years past the year of our Lord, oh geez, the year 2000.

Remember that and all the computers were gonna crash and everyone was gonna run around with their hair on fire.

And what happened? Nothing. Oh my God, it comes in Astro! Yeah!

And missed us. How many fucking times are they gonna cry, Wolf?

How many times are they gonna say that everything's gonna fucking end and it never does?

I wanna know.

I wanna know they call me the big pretender.

Woohoo! It's songs in my head today. I don't know why.

Maybe it's because you don't like yourself, Bill, and you're sick of the lies.

Maybe it is. I don't know what. All I know is I took my dog out for a walk.

She did a four, which is number two twice. First one was solid.

Second one started to come out like it was gonna be and then all of a sudden...

Right. I don't wanna why do. I do, you know what I do? I do my best.

I do my best to be a responsible neighbor.

You know? I saw three people in my neighbor who are just sitting in a car

and I just immediately assumed that they were pieces of shit.

They had tattoos, they were smoking cigarettes. They just look like scumbags.

And I was sitting there going, well, they're kind of sort of white.

So that's not racist, is it?

But they're a real specific kind of white, like their nationality.

They were 100% of whatever the fuck they were.

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