Monday Morning Podcast 7-23-12

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2012

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Bill rambles about tragedies, pile on teams, and banging your friend's ex-girlfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.2	It's Bill Burn.
0:03.8	It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, July 23, 2012.
0:08.8	Here's my little Sesame Street moment.
0:10.8	Today's show is brought to you by Audible.
0:13.3	Please visit audiblepodcast.com slash bill
0:16.3	for your free audio book download.
0:19.3	You like that?
0:20.1	Wasn't that just like Sesame Street?
0:21.6	Today's show is brought to you by the letter L and the number five.
0:25.7	And they'd be playing that harmonica.
0:28.4	Remember that, the outro music?
0:31.0	How the fuck did they know on that one?
0:34.5	Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, that's mash.
0:37.9	I don't fucking know.
0:39.8	Well, you should probably ask yourself at this point.
0:41.3	WhatisAudible.com.
0:42.9	It's basically, it's for people who like to read books,
0:45.6	but don't like to read.
0:47.1	You know, you ever get sick of your eye going left to right,
0:50.2	left to right, or your eyes if you're not wearing a patch?
0:53.4	People, do you want to read a book, but don't want to read it?
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