Hey, what's going on it's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, July 29th, 2013. How you doing?

I'm on the road right now. I'm currently in New Orleans and I brought all my podcast stuff with me, but of course I was kiddin' who I went to summer school.

I should have gone three out of the four years I went to high school. I should have actually gone all four years, but one year my math teacher gave me the D-minus and then my senior year was kinda like, well what's the fucking point?

But for the record I should have gone four times, all four years. And for those of you listening overseas, basically summer school, if you don't have it over there, is basically you fucked up so bad, they gave you 10 months to get your shit together.

And evidently that wasn't enough for you, so no swimming, no biking, no experimental drugs for you, and you have to go to fucking summer school.

So next week I will have a power cord here. I am in New Orleans right now and I'm starting my acting gig. I'm gonna be here for the next couple two, three weeks.

So yeah, I hope these levels are alright. I don't know how to fucking adjust them on this garage band thing. That's what I'm recording it.

It's the usual bullshit. I just don't get along with technology. I like to think I didn't start it. Maybe I did start it by just, you know, what my problem was, I thought it was just a fad.

You know, I thought computers and this new technology and shit, I just thought it was some, I just, I looked at it as an extension to video games. I looked at it, it was just a time sponge.

I don't want to do that shit. I want to go out and go fucking do something. You know, and, you know, I think we can say at this point that I was wrong.

I remember when I was living with Bobby Kelly, check out a new laptop. It weighs 47 pounds to back in 1995 or 96 or whatever the fuck we live together. And he was, he just jumped all over that ship.

And what was funny is I was smarter than Bobby Kelly in 1995. And 18 years later, he is way smarter than I am because my just, I just, I just, there was just something right out, right out, right out of the gate that I just did not like about computers. I just didn't like it.

You know, I remember back in high school when they had like the fucking piece of paper was coming out of the things and, you know, you had, you know, what the fuck computer programming.

I was just sitting there like I would rather dig for fossils than fucking sit here another minute typing and run enter whatever the fuck we were doing.

And it was, it was not fun on any fucking level. So anyways, I'm not going to let you. I mean, I wasn't ever really that smart, but I wasn't a fucking moron. But my lack of embracing computers.

I feel like in an odd way I've gone from being literate to completely fucking a literate. I get unbelievably frustrated with them.

And, you know, I do, you know, I do with my computer a lot. I grab it. I pick the fucking thing up. And I hold it over my head like fucking Hulk Hogan when he's going to slam a chair against somebody's fucking sweaty back.

And I bite my bottom lip. Now I never do it because it costs so much fucking money. But I swear to God.

One of these times, I just want to do it once. Just one time. But I know instantly I'll regret it. But I just, I apologize for the deport quality.

So the deport quality of this podcast. So I'm going to try to speak in regular speaking tones. I want to do my usual fucking with the microphone, which is my crutch to make this podcast remotely entertaining. And also I'm in a, I'm in a hotel room.

And if those of you who's listening to my podcast for a long time, remember when I was stuck in New Jersey during that fucking hurricane or whatever the hell was going on, I was a little too loud and security came. I don't feel like doing that.

It's one thing if I'm out on the road and I'm just doing a comedy gig who gives a fuck, right? I'm a, I'm a made guy in strip mall comedy clubs.

...