Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, August 5th, 2013. How are you? How you doing this morning? Oh, that's just fantastic. This is going to be another subdued William Burr here on the Monday morning podcast. As you can tell, I wasn't able to find a fucking code for my mixer. So the lovely Nia is going to send me mine.

So next this would be the last week of this kind of stuff. So I've had difficulty trying to find basically everything here in New Orleans. For those of you just listening, I haven't listened for the past couple of weeks. I'm here in New Orleans.

I'm doing the what do you call it? The final episode of Glee for this season. It's like some three hour extravaganza. So I have to be out here forever and you know, like I mentioned, I am going to be shirtless in the cafeteria scene.

So I've been trying to try to get healthy food out here, which is practically impossible. I haven't been able to find it. If there's any New Orleans people, I guess they don't say no lens, by the way.

I was told that the other night that they don't say that. That's just some Hollywood shit. And then I taught that person how to properly say Boston, B.A.W. Boston, not Boston.

So we both had a laugh and then we ate some fried fucking oysters because everything's fried down here.

You know, I go into Verizon. I need a new cell phone.

Chad, you know, they didn't have the entire thing. They just had the part you plug into your fucking computer. So unless I was going to walk around my computer and then bring that plug,

plug that in and then plug the fucking cell phone into my computer, that was the only way for me to charge it when I was on the road.

So I'm sitting there going like, you know, I'm becoming a top of shit here and I have my big shirtless scene. You know, I'm singing 865309 Jenny, but they jazzed it up a little bit.

But anyway, so I find some place to get a juice and even then the way they do the juice, you know, usually you use the apple.

You use the fruit to give it a little zing so you can drink the fucking green shit.

But they do it the opposite down here. It's apple juice and then they'll add like half a leaf of kale in there.

And I just kind of hop in yourself up on sugar. So I actually I do have a game plan though people after your wonderful suggestions.

We like Bill, why don't you watch that documentary fat sick and nearly dead? And I'm like, well, you have already watched those, you know, food ink and I watched a

trylock Gertrude fucking Morgan spur lock trylock Gertrude. Yeah, it's a famous percussionist from India.

I fucking, I mean, that's a that's how you even say his name. Bill, just get to the point. All right.

The fuck was my point. Oh, Morgan spur lock. Is that his name? I watched that what do you eight McDonald's for 30 fucking days in a row.

And I mean, you know what's great about that? You knew what you knew his body was going to be junk, but secretly haven't you always wanted to do that?

Just say fuck it and just blow your body out. You know, just deep. I'm gonna have much weight you actually could gain if you really put your mind to it.

You know, this is what I do. I would start with a grand slam breakfast.

And then I have to take a nap because I'm old. When you get older, by the way, when you eat really bad, you know, rather than just running outside like you do as a

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