Monday Morning Podcast 7-22-13
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2013
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, July 22nd, |
| 0:07.3 | 2013 off we go into the wild blue yonder. Fly high into the sky. Ah, fuck. I got a bunch |
| 0:20.8 | of shit to do today, people. Just like you. Even my Mondays are busy. I actually got a lot |
| 0:27.7 | of shit out of the way already. I walked my dog around the block. It took a shit. I picked |
| 0:32.8 | it up. I've in a bag. All right. Unlike that rap report, fella. I picked it up, right? |
| 0:41.9 | And I put it in somebody's barrel, somebody else's barrel, which is the right thing slash |
| 0:46.9 | douchey thing to do. The ultimate neighborly thing is you pick it up and you hold on to |
| 0:50.8 | it to get back to your own trash can and then you put it in there. That right there. That |
| 0:55.5 | is a class act. All right. Then you have tier two. You have me. Well, at least he picked |
| 1:00.5 | it up. But then the cut through it in my trash barrel. I can argue. Well, hey, you know, |
| 1:05.6 | to trash barrel, what are you worried that it's just going to smell like rotting garbage? |
| 1:10.5 | Is this shit smell really going to ruin it? But I understand this is a principle. It's |
| 1:13.8 | your dog. It's your shit. You know, then you have the last ones that people just don't |
| 1:20.2 | pick it up. But anyways, anyways, people have been breaking into cars in my neighborhood, |
| 1:26.8 | man. It's fucking every once in a while. Like just they'll come by here for a while and |
| 1:31.0 | they leave L.A. is really a weird city where it's like you live in a place and one night |
| 1:37.0 | it's safe. And then the next night it isn't, you know, there's the general vibe. And then |
| 1:41.5 | there's also like the fucking roulette aspect of living in Los Angeles. So I think they |
| 1:46.7 | come by. They fuck with cars because it's the same people, right? It's five people. It's |
| 1:53.0 | five people run in the world and there's five people breaking all the windows and stealing |
| 1:56.5 | shit in this car. I'm convinced of it. All right. I have I have I have information that |
| 2:01.9 | can back that up. If you want it, I'll give it to you. But I would appreciate it. If you've |
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