Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 27th. If you can believe it, 2020, what's going on out?

Oh my God, where is the summer going?

I have to tell you, my flip flops have never been in better condition this far into the summer.

I don't even have a cut belly yet. I mean, this is fucking ridiculous.

Walking around, I got more material over my face than I do over my muff. I've had it.

Anyway, you guys enjoying the summer? Do you have your little circle of people that you trust, that you trust that they're not out there?

Fucking fucking around. You don't know who you can trust, man.

You don't know who you can trust because you know what? Everybody could be cool in your fucking group, but there's one person.

He's out there cruising hookers are doing something, you know, going out to get some air quote Chinese food.

It comes back 45 minutes later with some cold sticky rice. Where else did you go, buddy? Where did you go?

Here's a question I got to go into the CDC website. If you bang a hooker wearing a condom while wearing a mask, can you still show up with your

lot of friends with your key line pie the next day? You know, these are the questions that if I ran a news network would be answered.

Anyways, how you guys, how you doing? How you doing? I hope you guys are enjoying your summer, your quarantine summer.

You got to admit as much as it sucks that you're not seeing your friends, it's kind of great to not see everybody else.

And if you really do the math and you think about it, you only have, they say you only have two or three really good friends in life.

Okay, and everybody else is just background a jerk off or a complete cut. You know, so it's kind of good to get, you know, sacrificing your true friends.

You know, to avoid all those other people. Don't you think I would think so?

You know, I'm kind of enjoying a little bit of who can know you guys have heard I've slowly gone out of my fucking mind here a couple of times.

But I'm back, been flying a little bit here or there, you know, make sure everybody got tested, but I don't know what the fuck that me. Who the fuck knows what it means?

Who knows what it means? I'm sick of fucking talking about it, but what else do you talk about? Huh? Am I going to sit here and tell you guys every, I don't have guests on this thing usually.

And you just start having guests. Hey, man, so what, what, tell me about the nothing you did this week.

I'll tell you what did fucking bother me is there's there's a video going around. It's a great George Carlin bit about how all politicians already bought and sold and blow all the stuff that he was telling us.

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