Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-30-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2020
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about earthquakes, WWII, and Mario Batali' cookware.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:10.6 | Just check it in on you |
| 0:13.0 | Just checking in to see how your weeks going |
| 0:16.6 | Hope, hope it's going all right. I'm actually up early here. It's 520 floor in the morning |
| 0:23.0 | We just had a fucking earthquake out here |
| 0:25.0 | And I got to tell you something I am pretty |
| 0:31.2 | Upset with the how complacent I am with earthquakes now |
| 0:36.9 | I was in bed, of course, you know, I'm an old man. I go to bed around 07 30 7 35 |
| 0:44.2 | Get up at 10 to take a little geratol |
| 0:46.5 | Of course my bladder starts talking around 130. No kidding and I went to bed at like midnight. All right. I still got a little life left in me |
| 0:57.2 | So I'm sleeping as you do 4 30 in the morning unless you're a trucker trying to make that we're trying to make them didn't lie |
| 1:03.4 | I did driving all fucking night. I ain't no driving out there and then he's going to blow the ember |
| 1:11.8 | Sun, you know fucking bed starts shaking |
| 1:14.3 | I wake up I hear something something smashed downstairs in the kitchen and |
| 1:22.7 | At no point |
| 1:25.2 | Did I ever think that well what if my house collapsed and all my loved ones, you know are trapped? I need to even think that I just laid there |
| 1:32.0 | I was just like oh |
| 1:34.4 | It's an earthquake |
| 1:36.4 | Wasn't there some fucked up experiment with a stuck a rat in a |
| 1:44.5 | In boiling water if you stuck it in boiling with you just dropped it in boiling water it immediately jumped out and tried to get out |
| 1:51.8 | But if you stuck it in there |
| 1:54.6 | And you slowly increased the heat it would stay in there until it fucking died. I don't know if it was a rat |
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